Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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