i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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