You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
You left your phone here
Wait...
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