I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
He has the fingertips of a God
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