My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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