You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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