You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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