It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
this will be a night to untag.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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