How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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