Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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