oh fat girl friday strikes again...
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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