theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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