I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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