oh god the rape fog is back!
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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