Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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