I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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