Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Drunk is not a location!
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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