I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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