well most of my day revolves around power hour
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
50% drunk capacity currently
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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