so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
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