woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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