do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
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