got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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