Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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