I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
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