Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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