Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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