marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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