But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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