You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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