if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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