awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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