Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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