does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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