You smell like stripper and shame
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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