We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
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