It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I'm really busy with my period
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