I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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