This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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