Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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