So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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