I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
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