i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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