Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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