google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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