why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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