we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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