You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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