it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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