Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
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